qualifications of future husband
listens to whatever i say and obeys my every whim :D

sounds like a dog, follows orders

SOO'S GONE FROM 987FM :D WHOOOTS!
ooops? i dont like her, sorry laa
and DAN&YOUNG'S BACK! lovelovelove them :D

read the story in EXTRAS, cooooll :

Capricorn Characteristics and Profile
The sure-footed Mountain Goat can climb to higher altitudes than any other mammal. And you sure-footed Capricorns are also well-suited for climbing. Capricorn sets high goals for yourself and then you overcome whatever obstacles may appear between you and the top of your personal mountain. As Capricorn climbs the ladder of success, your ambition pushes you forward. Status can be important to Capricorn and often, at the top of your game, you gain personal satisfaction by knowing that others respect you for what you have accomplished.

Element: Earth
The earth of Capricorn is that of foundation and structure. It´s about having a stable base so we don´t build our life on shifting sand. Even the great mountains earth, and if it weren´t for their foundational integrity, we couldn´t climb upon them.

Tenth House: Career
This isn´t about our personality. It´s about how the outer world sees us through the role we play in it.

Key Planet: Saturn
As the key planet for Capricorn, Saturn does symbolize that we get what we deserve. Take shortcuts in life and we´ll meet up with problems later on. But if we do things with integrity, then the rewards will be ours.

Capricorn Greatest Strength:
Your ability to overcome obstacles

Capricorn Possible Weakness:
Too much work and not enough play

someone help me make sense of this:

Love Forecast for 2009
Not so Fast
Impulsively jumping into a new relationship isn´t your usual style, but this isn´t a typical year when it comes to matters of the heart. You´re inclined to express your feelings without considering their impact as sensual Venus spends most of February–May in spontaneous Aries. Nevertheless, you´d be wise to monitor your involvement so you don´t jeopardize your stability, especially as Venus retrogrades through your 4th House of Security from March 3 through April 17. Make the most of Venus´s harmonious trines to indulgent Jupiter on July 26 and October 28 by revealing your romantic desires selectively, leaving others more likely to respond with enthusiasm.

hahahah, 2months, pass reallyreally fast.
things also really fast.

wed, fri and sundays are nice.

dont say got no time okay. :D

HAPPY 2 MONTH BABY!
the rest cant see, but you can.
i think the rest can see
who cares :D
dont blame me.

i THINK blogger is back on track
or maybe it's just my internet connection
i stole the internet cable from the desktop
my wireless got something wrong. shit laa.
FIXED :D stupid chalet screwed up my internet settings

just came back from chalet.
wasnt that fun. for various reasons..
urgh.

horrible weekend.

YEAHH I CAN FINALLY POST PROPERLY :D

at chalet now with family, changi
idk what's the chalet called, dont ask me
all i know is that it's a government bungalow :D
damn hawwt!

my place shall be this big
but with bigger rooms
&more rooms too. only 2 rooms here

i still have a slight sore throat
as in throat very dry, idk why ):

today was passing down ceremony. okay lor, nothing grand
THANKS SEC3S FOR THE BREAD! damn cute :D
i shall post a picture some other time
the only prob is that it stinks, literally.. LOL!
&THANKS MS SEAH FOR THE MUG, I AM A PRINCESS 8 times a day

i love the present which i wrapped for shawn
well, i love the wrapping anyway :D

mmmmm, i am the understanding-est :D
FRIDAYS ARE GOOD! or they're gonna be great anyway

i went to fiona's place today to look at the clothes
bought a clutch bag! the red&black one :D
also got a HAWWT BLACK TUBE TOP/DRESS :D &a supeerrr fitting top :D
KELLIE IS HAPPY :D

but kellie feels very guilty
SORRRY, i'll top up your money! no promises though.. :D

go down and check out my bimbo's hawwt stufff! :D

FIONA'S FLEA MARKET THIS SATURDAY
25TH JULY, SATURDAY - HOME CLUB @ 3PM TO 6.30PM
nearest MRT station is Clark Quay Station
20 Upper Circular Road, Riverwalk B01-01/06

visit her online shop at REY REINA

hahahs, fiona had me try loads of dresses :D very fun!
i shall go her place &try clothes more often.
i hear someone saying NO YOU SHALL NOT!
muahahahahahah! :D SORRY SORRY SORRY!

yesterday was HAWWWT :D
wore amy's cheongsam to school, soo damn fitting! :D
&my boobs seemed to have grown a cup bigger in it.. SHIT!
but kellie is supeerrr sexaye! :D

CHINESE O LEVELS ARE FINALLY COMPLETELY OVER!
don't start any nonsense with me, i will NOT retake the bloody exam
why retake when you cant re-sit for ORAL which is probably the thing that pulled me down most?

honestly, i can pon LCL's lessons from tomorrow onwards
since i dont contribute in her class
&she doesn't like me, wouldnt it be better if i just went around doing my own things
and NOT be in her stupid class?
hmmm, idea! but got nobody with me to idle away extra time ):

i like his posts :D

have you ever come across a time where you wanted to find a super sacarstic word to end of your sentence and the only word that you could thing of is "thingy"

you are my adorable, nice, caring little thingy
you are my irritating, annoying, ohso kjshy like thingy
you are my punching bag, diary and EST thingy.

i love my idiotic asshole!

watched Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince today
with sharon, clara, hoexian, yijun and jingyi
the show wasnt that great, lots was missing
&if you didnt read the book [like hoexian] you wldnt understand what's going on

it's the model's fault this picture is hideous
the photographer cannot handle this level of unglam-ness

&this is the queen's pro-ness
it should be one of her super powers..


I LOVELOVELOVE THESE CLUTCHES, OMGOMG! :D


i want i want!

mmmmm, i have $96 in my FUND! :D

look for posts on THINGYS and why idiotic asses are lovable! :D

mmmmm, the simple joys of eating pickled cucumber while talking to your favourite genius doctor on msn :D
i lovelovelove pickled cucumber :D
i've been bringing a small bowl back to my room after meals for the past 2days
so nice, but quite spicy. my mum added chilli padi!

btw, the previous post isn't me
but i love it :D thou art forgiven :D
iloveyou :D

i will have a sushi chef
i will have a hawwt italian chef whom i will NOT make out with
i will have the keys to the incinerator and the house master key
you will NOT have any duplicate keys
i will have all the doors voice automated to MY voice

i will have a rolls royce
i will have long walks and bus rides
i will be invited to all the gala movie premiers
i will have a marshmallow pool for me to dive in
i will have a roof top barbeque pit
i will have a roof top swimming pool
i will NOT have lights which respond to claps

imagine: im in the room watching tv [AI] and start cheering and clapping, suddenly, the lights start blinking, ON OFF ON OFF, just because they're sensitive to claps

i will have a giant lumpy
i will have a giant eeyore

i will have a hawwt MALE personal trainer
i will have a tanning bed
i will have a lifetime's supply of pickled cucumber

you will have an indoor 32 piece gym with a hot FEMALE personal trainer
you will have an indoor bowling alley with 14 lanes
you will have a spa with all facilities
you will have a helicopter
you will have a custom made sky blue jaguar limo
you will have a very own wine cellar in the basement
you will have 4 ATV for the entire family to play on
you will have a chocolate lake
you will have a personal study
you will have a mini fridge in your room which KELLIEJANE cannot touch


you will have kjshy, jaxon and alexis all to yourself.

you will get your walks, talks and everything else
iam sorry, but please do understand

iloveyou :D

argh, thou art computer-less ):
i'm using the house desktop, sneaked on :D

there's absolutely nothing to do!
&we've been wasting time in school, esp yesterday
feels like days without chem are wasted..

i want my walks

thou art EST! :D

she's taller than a house!
she's taller than a tree!
she's taller than yao ming!








did i forget t say that all those were action figures?

HAHAHAHAHA, it's referring to fiona, btw
jared did it. MUAHAHAHAHHA!

class was funny today :D
fiona's empire was laughing our asses off
laughed until my cheeks were sore from smiling
and my stomach hurt from the shaking

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING!! ):

ohyes, heaven forbid we have less than 5 stick-on tattoos on our face
his friend has 15 stuck on various places all over his face -.-

i think heaven doesnt like anti-retardation also

DASH! so cutee right :D


yesyes, this is our oh-so-glamourous queen
whose ENORMOUS empire is the area around where she sits in class

she has a whole list of superpowers. for example:

PERPENDICULOR BISECTOR
shooting flowers out of her hands!
SUPER STONING!!

hoexian is a tree in her garden
and shaolun is a flower on the tree
&the bestest superpower?
ABILITY TO ABSORB EVERYBODY ELSE'S SUPERPOWERS
by hoexian.

i love after church walks
i love before school walks
i love after schoool walks
:D

i love my new notebook, just a little too small
but it's supeerrr portable :D i can stuff it into my sch bag
&it wont make much difference..

i've rediscovered this song :D while transferring my files from the previous laptop
i lovelovelove this song, it's from the Piano Songs album :D

Silent All These Years by Tori Amos
Excuse me but can I be you for a while
My dog won't bite if you sit real still
I got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yellin' at me again
Yeah I can hear that
Been saved again by the garbage truck
I got something to say you know
But nothing comes
Yes I know what you think of me
You never shut-up
Yeah I can hear that

But what if I'm a mermaid
In these jeans of his
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care
Cause sometimes
I said sometimes
I hear my voice
And it's been here
Silent All These Years

So you found a girl
Who thinks really deep thougts
What's so amazing about really deep thoughts
Boy you best praya that I bleed real soon
How's that thought for you
My scream got lost in a paper cup
You think there's a heaven
Where some screams have gone
I got 25 bucks and a cracker
Do you think it's enough
To get us there

Cause what if I'm a mermaid
In these jeans of his
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care
Cause sometimes
I said sometimes
I hear my voice
And it's been here
Silent All These...

Years go by
Will I still be waiting
For somebody else to understand
Years go by
If I'm stripped of my beauty
And the orange clouds
Raining in head
Years go by
Will I choke on my tears
Till finally there is nothing left
One more casualty
You know we're too easy Easy Easy

Well I love the way we communicate
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape
Let's hear what you think of me now
But baby don't look up
The sky is falling
Your mother shows up in a nasty dress
It's your turn now to stand where I stand
Everybody lookin' at you here
Take hold of my hand
Yeah I can hear them

But what if I'm a mermaid
In these jeans of his
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care
Cause sometimes
I said sometimes
I hear my voice [x3]

And it's been here
Silent All These Years
I've been here
Silent All These Years

i will have maids and servants, but no butlers for butlers are evil
i will have a door plague which says KELLIEJANE
i will have a room full of chocolate, crackers and sinful food
i will have park which i can run in
i will have a rooftop garden and a kennel on the garden for my dogs
i will have a Golden Retriever named Ozzymandius or OZZIE for short
i will have white bedsheets

i did this out of complete boredom and randomness :D
coooll right?? just took a gazillion screenshots for this


btw, did anyone read my new profile? it's updated :D

THIS IS KELLIE JANE SHAE, THE REAL ONE
yesyes, the previous post was NOT KJSHY
though it's the closest you can get when KJSHY is banned from the computer
until after her Os.. ):

i will marry a man who earns $360 million a year
i will have 5 cherry red Ferraris, 1 black BMW and 1 yellow Lamborghini
i will have a private island on the sounthern coast of Singapore
i will have a private jet and a personal helicopter
i will have 2 children, named Jaxon and Alexis
i will have a canopy bed and 3 humongous rooms dedicated to clothes, shoes and accessories
i will have a library with all the books i have and will ever want, and more
i will have an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a private theatre full of couple seats
i will have a room full of beanbags and stuffed toys
i will have an underground carpark for my Ferraris and BMW
i will have a glass garage for my Lamborghini
i will have a bathroom with a tub which has countless of taps pre-loaded with different kinds of bubble bath soaps
i will have a private beach and a hot spring for skinny dipping
i will have an incinerator straight from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

there'll be more when i think of what else to add into my house :D

I GOT A NEW NOTEBOOK NETBOOK :D
it's puny. like the length of one of my feet. smaller..
DO NOT STEP ON IT, I WILL KILL YOU!

things that i like NOW:

1 pochai pills
2 eeeeyore
3 safety pin necklace
4 long bus rides :D
5 macdonalds
6 MYSELF :D

things that i DONT LIKE now:

1 cramps
2 chinese
3 passersby
4 pain

my brain is currently saturated :D

if you find any of the post UN-kellie like, its cause its not her :D
its a hacker :D

mmmmmm, KJSHY IS HAPPY :D
very nice :D very guilty :D

why does SOMEONE always ignore the giant FULLSTOP??
KELLIE IS THE GREATEST.

&i still dont like coffee, no matter how tempting

I LOVE TODAY :D
CAN WE DO IT AGAIN??

btw, KELLIE IS THE GREATEST. :D
note giant FULLSTOP!

THE GREAT & THE GREATEST :D
guess who?

SCREW CHINESE ORAL,
I AM SOO FAILING THE DAMN SUBJECT
i would curse, if the people who read my blog weren't so against me using the F-word..
&i'm not gonna bother to re-take cause i KNOW i won't do any better

THE CHORAL PRESENTATION YESTERDAY WAS REALLY COOOOL
well, the first part anyway
I LOVE NYGH :D their TYPEWRITER song RAWKED!
&i had a veryveryvery nice time before the show :D
PLUS jermyn's dad sent me home, THANKS!

there's something wrong with blogger again, i can't upload pictures
i upload them, upload finish, but the pictures dont turn up anywhere..

monday was supposedly NERD DAY, until tie day got cancelled
[picture of leonard with shirt tucked in and pants pulled neck high and tie so high it went past his groin]

today HZ & HX screwed each other over, in the presence of half the class
on the table, with a broom in hand.
[picture all that in your head cause the picture wont load. add in expressions of pure joy and ecstacy too]

shreya made a drawing of a woman with boobs so high and so huge, they looked like shoulder pads.
[includes halo, nurse-styled crop top, miniskirt and scrawny wrists&ankles]

i feel very guilty for not finishing my chemistry homework.. D:
but i can't bring myself to sit down and finish any of my homework proper..
argh, i need homework therapy..

STUDY DATE! :D
chances are no studying will be done.. loads of nagging though :D

a nice week, happy :D
i wonder how many people know now..

$year = $month