the traits of a perfect boyfriend/husband :D

• cute/hot face AND body
• have a gorgeous tan
• strong enough to lift me off my feet
• listens to the same genre of music as me
• able to serenade me with awesome voice and guitar/piano-playing
• smart
• willing to spend on me
• likes to give me big and warm bear hugs
• doesn't spend too much time thinking
• can argue with me but not put me down
• speaks French
• willing to travel around the world with me
• longs to see me every second of every minute of every hour of everyday
• but not too clingly and overbearing
• writes cute silly notes for me and leave them in unexpected places
• prepare breakfast for me in the mornings
• gives me flowers and gifts on perfectly ordinary days
• shows me off to his friends even when i'm all sweaty and flushed
• tells me anything and everything without being probed
• able to read my mind and complete my sentences
• supports my love for Johnny Depp
• accompanies me to watch cheesy love movies even if he doesn't like them
• reads me bedtime stories
• buys me stuffed toys
• has a good fashion sense
• likes bright colours
• doesn't get annoyed with sudden bursts of randomness from me
• follows me to facials and manicures
• waits for me after school/work
• likes taking pictures with me
• shares his problems with me
• listens to what i say and don't say
• likes to be nose to nose with me
• will never ever hit me, jokingly or not
• kisses my forehead
• pulls the blanket over me when i'm sleeping
• sings in the shower with me
• drives me around
• tells me i look great no matter what i'm wearing
• no wondering hands
• likes to put his hand on my back but not my butt
• doesn't put his arm around my shoulder
• hooks my arm and walks weirdly with me
• piggy back me when i'm too lazy to walk
• doesn't use cheesy pick up lines but knows them
• prefers slow kisses to snogging
• willing to go shopping with me and not complain
• will throw surprise parties for me on my birthday
• likes to dance stupidly with me
• plays along with me when i'm acting cute
• understands my sarcasm and plays along
• stands on the top deck of an open bus and shouts with me
• is patient with me when i don't understand guy talk
• brings me to buffets
• tells me that i'm just the right size
• makes me feel smart and gorgeous
• loves dark chocolate
• buys me crackers to munch on
• calls me when he says he will
• calls me even when he didn't say he would
• calls me just to talk
• doesn't mind me singing out of tune at the top of my voice