me: sex isnt sexy

shreya: !! SEX IS SEXY! hence the wd SEX!!

me: Since when?! Sweaty and sticky isn't sexy!

shreya: ! the actual loving act of sex is sexy. u make sex sound like running!

me: Sex isn't sexy! Sexy isn't sweaty sticky and naked! But sex is hot.

josh: you suck
shre: apparently joshua mark teoh does..
shre: thank you for the vivid bowel movement description
maxi: cos you both suck, duhh. heh, you're STILL a completely clueless cuckoo!
jared: blehhs XP

shre: no, but u're sposedly banned from using de com
josh: it's only classics to iidiots like you who have no creativity juices
josh: i think u just suaned urself. heh, too much like maxi for ur own good!
jarED: eoys almost over! &i tot u got no modem!
cp: i felt like a black skin..?

Cathy Hopkins
Tess Gerritsen
Dave Pelzer
Nora Roberts
...
...

me: KIDNAP ME!!

josh: Lol. U ah...

me: you cannot imagine the horror of small hideous and annoying

josh: Lol. Even if u're insane, we'll still love u. HAHA!

me: I know you will, but i might die! THINK OF YOUR CONSCIENCE!

josh: LOL. It'll be clear cos i didn't kill u. Haha.

me: you had the GOD-given opportunity to, but didnt! you indirectly caused my death!

josh: Lol. No. My conscience will be clear as crystal. Haha.

me: drowning~! I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!!

josh: Haha. It's prolly e living room light. Haha.

me: the living room lights are off! images flash before my eyes, my hand reaches out..

josh: U see joshua! Lol.

me: yea, images of my life flash before my eyes. i see a hand reaching out to take my away..

josh: It's joshua's hand! Lol.

me: i didnt know joshua had an old wrinkly hand, but okayy.. if you say so, i reach out and take it and am taken AWAY from the little monstrocity, PLEASE

josh: yo... playing game.. lol

me: die lahh josh! wahh liiaos, u come online then never reply my sms liiaos. waste my sms

josh: lol.. okok.. later.. lol

me: wth, IM FREAKING BORED!

josh: sry sry... later than talk.. lemme play game first. :)

me: iidiot josh!!

josh: loves u.. LOL

me: iidiot!

maxi: wth is pathos?!?
josh: so? sue me.
josh: LOL, rihanna looked zombie-fied
MINImax: did you JUST notice my url? relinked.
derrick: that sounds very wrong..
jarED: josh is joshua from church.
cp: helloo~!

Just Stand Up
Beyonce: The heart is stronger than you think
It’s like it can go through anything
And even when you think it can’t it finds a way to still push on, though

Carrie: Sometimes you want to run away
Ain’t got the patience for the pain
And if you don’t believe it look into
your heart the beat goes on

Rihanna: I’m tellin’ you that
Miley: Things get better through whatever
Rihanna: If you fall, dust it off, don’t let up

Sheryl: Don’t you know you can go be your own miracle
Beyonce: You need to know

(CHORUS)
Sheryl: If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough
But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up

Sheryl/Beyonce: Who are we to be
Questioning, wondering what is what
Don’t give up THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!

Fergie: It’s like we all have better days
Problems getting all up in your face
Leona: Just because you go through it
Fergie: Don’t mean it got to take control, no
Leona: You ain’t gotta find no hiding place
Keyshia: Because the heart can beat the hate
Leona: Don’t wanna let your mind keep playin’ you
Keyshia: And sayin’ you can’t go on

Rihanna: I’m tellin’ you that
Miley: Things get better through whatever
Rihanna: If you fall, dust it off, don’t let up
Miley: Dust if off, don’t let up

LeAnn: Don’t you know you
Natasha: Can go
LeAnn: Be your own
Natasha: Miracle
Carrie: You need to know

(CHORUS)
If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough
Melissa: oh,i've had enough
But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up
Melissa: no,don't you give up
Who are we to be questioning, wondering what is what
Don’t give up
Melissa: Don't give up, just stand up
Through it all,just stand up
Melissa: Just stand up
THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!

Mary: You don’t gotta be a prisoner in your mind
Ciara: If you fall, dust it off
Mary: You can live your life
Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah
Mary: Let your heart be your guide
Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah yeah yeah
Mariah: And you will know that you’re good if you trust in the good
Ashanti: Everything will be alright, yeah
Light up the dark, if you follow your heart
Mary: And it will get better
Mariah: Through whatever

(CHORUS)
If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough
But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up
Who are we to be
questioning, wondering what is what
Don’t give up
THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!

If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough
But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up
Who are we to be
questioning, wondering what is what
Don’t give up
THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!

Fergie: You got it in you, find it within
You got in now, find it within now
You got in you, find it within
You got in now, find it within now
You got in you, find it within
Find it within you, find it within

THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP

josh: blehhs, my paprazzi skills alrdy rawks XD
limin: wanna be my dar too? heh(:
shre: shuddup and die. or i'll give you to KUMAR wrapped in a pink polka dotted bow.
melina: blehhs, who cares? XP
MINImax: so what?
jarED: heh, boo!
jarED: XP
cp: just cos YOU dun believe, doesnt mean it's not true XDD
jarED: what happened to YOUR computer ban??! poop.
maxi: gosh maxi, you completely suck.