How come married women are heavier than single women?
A single woman goes home, sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed. A married woman goes home sees what's in bed and goes to the fridge.

For his birthday, we gave our three-year-old son a darth vadar costume. he put it on excitedly and told my husband in his best darth vadar voice, "daddy, i am your father."

They say guns don't kill people - but i think guns help.
-eddie izzard, actor/ comedian

babies don't need a vacation, but i still see them at the beach.
-dominic lawson, journalist

no problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag.
-tom stoppard, british playwright

pop stars are actually inferior to normal people
-jarvis cocker, british singer

there's never time to do all the nothing you want.
-calvin, the authorritative calvini and the hobbes

you can talk about football and cars endlessly; why can't you talk about shoes and shopping and still learn as much as a bloke?
-helen mirren

Philosophy Exam - 1 hour
Q2. What is Courage? (50 marks)

Student's answer:
This is courage.

drinking bubble tea i cant feel my fingers..

i found a really cute skin!
The Cow Jumps LOL.

here's a random story :D
viren named it! LOL.

Rendezvous
My life is so screwed.
It’s only the playboys; always the playboys.

“Hey babe, wanna go out sometime?” Hot, but, no.
“Hey cute ass, call me tonight, yea?” Wanna get laid? Dream on.
“Claire, I was wondering, whether you’d like to go out with me this Friday?” Cute, nice, perhaps one date. Wait, bad kisser, no way.

Then he came. Matt; cute, nice, smart.
“Hey Claire, wanna hang sometime?” Finally, some decency. Oooh, great kisser too; definite yes.

There, my love life straightened out; finally.

church today was.. different
firstly, it was completely slack. as in slacker than usual. cool
oh& cos i had absolutely no idea what de gospel was abt today.
&kat was sitting behind me, so she kept pushin me to see de hymn number -.-
&amanda was directly behind me,
so i couldnt sit back cos she was praying.
when she finished, i didnt know, then kat pull my shirt -.-

zachery is soo cute! when i saw him at mass
{he was alter-boy-ing} he nodded at me
like some serious businessman meeting an aquiantance.
then during class aftward, he waved at me
like he's never seen me before. CUTE!!

I SIGNED UP FOR CHILDREN'S LITURGY!! YAY((:
it's about using song&acting to teach kids abt de gospel.
actually, i was gonna join Psalm 91.
it's bloody cool. all abt P&W[Praise&Worship].
but joan dragged me to join Children's Lit. so fine.
anw, i but Psalm 91 as 2nd choice.

ooohh~! I SAW NICHOLAS AGAIN! cutecutecutecutecute
LOL. oh &aloy is joining Children's Lit too.
me&joan bet tt he'll make the kids run away
crying for their mummies 2mins into the class.

apparently, zac's joining Children's Lit too.
but he alrdy has Knights of the Alter. ALTER BOY!
but he said something abt
if one meeting too boring then go the other one,
since both are at de same time
heh. i bet it's cause of andrea :D
then when i told him i joined Children's Lit too,
he gave me tt face. cute. hahahs((:

me, joan &sarah used bryan's back&shoulder to fill up de form
zac tried to bring us together
by pushing bryan towards us, then pushing me onto bryan -.-
nevermind, zac's still cute :D

me&joan called our mums to ask whether we could sign on their behalfs.
hah. cos it's first-come-first-serve mahhs. &only got 10places.
so now we almost confirm get liiaos. YAY((:

Crank Dat Soldier Boy by soulja Boy
[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing
(Now Yua!)
Crank That Soulja Boy Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I got me some bapes today"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon crank it up 4 sholl (sholl)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus x4]

[Hook:]
Im 2 clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that roosavelt
And super soak that Hoe [x10]

Im to fresh up in this bitch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that bitch [x6]

[Chorus x2]

tag replies

shre: sights of rainbows gimme wrong images nowadays..
maxi: lols.
shre: at least you still did better than me..
MINImax: what art?! tt's called random brush spam
shre: blehhhs. wad were you doing de whole day??
limin: i nvr sms him when peeing! it's thread iidiot!!
derrick: lols. is tt a good thing??

Footprints In The Sand by Mary Stevenson
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.

So I said to the Lord,
“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I carried you.”

this is the origin of the song
Footprints In The Sand by Leona Lewis
i like this poem it's very meaningful.

blehhhs. for some reason, ytd was very busy..
the concert was quite cool. esp de dancing :D
i love louisse's jacket i love shannon's moves
the other guy was plain extra. LOL.
oh yea. &i love alan's jacket&cap ((:

floorball uh-huh. never gonna try it again. stupid game
somehow, we won 4e1. even though they claimed to be very good at it.
while we had no idea wad we were doing at all.. then, we played 5n2. disasterous
well, could've been worst.. at least we didnt own goal... :D

came home. attempted to transfer stuff into my mum's new iPhone 3G.
urrgh. she came home on thurs w/ 2new phones.
stupid iPhone kept jamming up my USB ports.
even now i cant connect my mouse properly, hafta use touchpad. urrgh.

left de hse. went for doctor's appt. i hate bloody nsc
i waited there for ONE AND A HALF HOURS before SEEING TO DOCTOR.
then wait another TWENTY MINUTES to COLLECT MEDICINE
this is wad i was doing while waiting.. eating, reading &radio-ing
i was sms-ing peter &shre too. but they both ps-ed me AT THE SAME TIME. blehhs

then, i missed de 1st bus. when i changed bus,
the 1st 171 tt came was too full. didnt stop.
the 2nd 171 was so packed. I SWEAR AT LEAST SEVEN people pushed past me
&one even WHACKED my back. die! bus commuters
PLUS, when i FINALLY reached home, there was another 171 RIGHT BEHIND mine.
screw the bus schedules they NEVER work. take literal meaning of poem:

Imagine, waiting at the bus stop
The more impatient you are,
The more you wait

Turn the corner and you see it
Coming right at you,
Yet, you miss it

In other times,
You are not seeking
And three comes all at once

i reached home like 6.45PM. then had to hurry run home,
change, pee, grab my bag and run off again to church.

me: LOL. I'm FINALLY home. Now change, pee and out again
peter: Ok..have fun!
me: pee-ing?!
peter: Yea, why not? You're not saying that when you pee, you feel excruciating and unbelievable pain? Is it torturous to pee?
me: Yea. It hurts alot. So much, it's agony to pee. Sadly, i pee quite often.

LOL. yea, stupid. I KNOW! bloody hell..

TGIF was funn :D
I FOUND OUT WHO TIMOTHY IS! lols.
he's niice. &I SAW NICHOLAS !!!omg. he's still wayy cute! omg.
actually, he&shaun look damn alike. but nicholas has perfect complexion.
&his eyes crinkle when he smiles. CUTE!!
&HE'S GOT A HOT LEAN BOD!! apparently, he's grown fond of chess.
timothy loves chess too. but a different version.
he loves chest. while nick&kat were playing CHESS.
he was talking abt playin CHEST w/ guys.
he was gonna start on playing CHEST w/ girls when kat glared at him so he stopped. cute
tt's wad happens when u talk abt playing CHEST in front of ur girlfriend. :D

we had pizza for dinner! i noticed lotsa onions on my slice.. beware of vampires

when eva&justin came, things became plain gay. LOL.
example:

green is justin, white is maxi &i cant rmb de name of de guy in black.. blehhs
timothy was sposed to be in there too, but dunno whr he disappeared to when i took this..
timothy kept saying, or rather, COUGHING, flirt when maxi poked me. cute

peter, jeremy, whats-his-name, teresa &whats-her-name left early. i stayed til 10PM.
had prayer, then went home. stupid bus wouldnt come again.
i reached home 10.45PM. listened radio, read book, fell asleep

me: HOME SWEET HOME AT LAST. Kellie is dead XP
peter: Haha..and Peter is sleeping.
me: Goodnight cute bald boy!
peter: Same to you!
me: I'm not bald!
peter: Ah well, close enough. Goodnight!
me: !!!goodnight

i like conversations with peter :D
maxi went off to Malaysia this morning. poop
no one to disturb anymore. blehhs

i made this on wednesday.
outta boredom hah. anw, my new profile!

KellieJane shall rule the world with MARS BARS, DARK CHOCOLATE AND STUFFED TOYS! The world shalt fall into thy cruel&merciless hands TLC on the SEVENteenth of JANnuary. Thy shalt be spotted being driven around by thy RBW in thy YELLOW Lamborghini. Brawns shalt be thy loyal senior minion advisor, whilst Brains rules at the helm! Thy shall paint the town world PINK&WHITE STRIPES. Thy is an impartial ruler, but thou who crosses thy path shalt die a HORRIGIBLE death!

i'm in love







with louisse's jacket
LOL. i spent aft sch today wearing his jacket.
shre said i look like those girls who wear their bf's shirts..

i was running arnd w/ it.
but i didnt wanna give it back.
louisse threatened to take it off me.

peter: checking out chalets. cos I've got to organise a chalet thingy for the canoeists
me: cool!!
peter: hahaha. I thought it would be cool too. but their website thing is really confusing and I've never done this before. no idea of how to go about it
me: LOL. i wanna go!! blehhhs. too badd it's all boys..
peter: yea. you'd feel just a little out of place. just a little
me: *sigh* do canoeists have hot bods?? just a little..

!!!I WANNA GO!

2A1s, 1B3, 2C5, 1C6, 1D7, 1F9 dead
L1R5 22 dead

today during maths day


LOLLOL. peter's recommendation!

I Dare You To Move by SwitchfootWelcome to the planet
Welcome to existence
Everyone's here
Everyone's here
Everybody's watching you now
Everybody waits for you now
What happens next?

[Chorus:]
I dare you to move
I dare you to move
I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor
I dare you to move
I dare you to move
Like today never happened
Today never happened before

Welcome to the fallout
Welcome to resistance
The tension is here
Between who you are and who you could be
Between how it is and how it should be

[Chorus]

Maybe redemption has stories to tell
maybe forgiveness is right where you fell
Where can you run to escape from yourself?
Where you gonna go?
Where you gonna go?
Salvation is here

[Chorus]

My Escape by Relient K
I’ve given up on giving up slowly, I’m blending in so
You won’t even know me apart from this whole world that shares my fate
This one last bullet you mention is my one last shot at redemption
because I know to live you must give your life away

Chorus:
And I’ve been housing all this doubt and insecurity and
I’ve been locked inside that house all the while You hold the key
And I’ve been dying to get out and that might be the death of me
And even though, there’s no way in knowing where to go, promise I’m going because

I gotta get outta here
I’m stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake
I gotta get outta here
And I’m begging You, I’m begging You, I’m begging You to be my escape.

I’m giving up on doing this alone now
Cause I’ve failed and I’m ready to be shown how
He’s told me the way and I’m trying to get there
And this life sentence that I’m serving
I admit that I’m every bit deserving
But the beauty of grace is that it makes life not fair

Chorus

I gotta get outta here
Cause I’m afraid that this complacency is something I can’t shake
I gotta get outta here
And I’m begging You, I’m begging You, I’m begging You to be my escape.

I am a hostage to my own humanity
Self detained and forced to live in this mess I’ve made
And all I’m asking is for You to do what You can with me
But I can’t ask You to give what You already gave

Chorus

I’ve gotta get outta here
I’m stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake
I’ve gotta get outta here
And I’m begging You, I’m begging You, I’m begging
You to be my escape.

I fought You for so long
I should have let You in
Oh how we regret those things we do
And all I was trying to do was save my own skin
But so were You

So were You

*edit {7.36PM}

tag replies
maxi: YAY((: TGIF!
MINImax: blehhs. do i hafta get u a bday present??
shre: obbo? MAKE RAINBOWS!
cp: :D yea, who doesnt love ME??
cp: LOL. i think shre's dyslexic.. tsktsk.

Hydrogen, in the middle of nowhere. It does not belong with you, but it is not with me either. Neither here, nor there, this element is not part of any specific group; yet a friend of them all. Like me, hydrogen is a separate identity of its own. It is not unlike the metal elements of group I or foe of group VII, but neither are they the same. I am just like any other Singaporean; pampered, proud and, of course, kiasu. However, I would not call myself a true blue Singaporean either. Like hydrogen, I am not all of one, but instead, one of all.

sorry clara! copied you :D
god i sound like a bloody ass in tt para..

heyy girl. just chill okayy?
you know i won't take sides or anything,
but pleasepleaseplease don't get too upset?
i can't and won't say anything for either side,
but you know you can always talk to me for anything.
i promise i won't judge you, but try to make up with each other?
i'm not asking you to give in, but try to be friends again?
i'm sure nothing can be that big to ruin such a friendship, kayy?
plus, it's not niice to be stuck between 2 friends who aren't talking to each other..
I LOVE YOU<3

me: byebye cute bald boy!
peter: byebye. interesting girl with a head full of hair!

LOL. cute :D

pictures paint a thousand words



*edit {8.33}

CLARA TAN YI JUN! i ran out of stars to fold!!
damn. i shudnt have given them to you. poop

Crush by David Archuleta
I hang up the phone tonight
Something happened for the first time
Deep inside
It was a rush, what a rush
Cause the possibility
that you would ever feel the same way
About me
It's just too much, just too much

Why do I keep running from the truth
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I just got to know

Chorus:
Do you ever think
When you're all alone
All that we can be
Where this thing can go
Am I crazy or falling in love
Is it real or just another crush
Do you catch a breath
When I look at you
Are you holding back
Like the way I do
Cause I'm tryin, tryin to walk away
But I know this crush aint goin away, goin away

Has it ever cross you mind
When were hangin, spending time girl,
Are we just friends
Is there more, is there more
See it's a chance we've gotta take
Cause I believe that we can make this into
Something that will last, last forever, forever

Chorus

Why do I keep running from the truth
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I just got to know

Chorus

I HATE KAVITHA! bloody bitch.
she can read this and sue me,
but i didnt specify which kavitha, so she cant
she bloody LOST my hw
&expected me to give it her SEVEN AM this morning
GO SCREW YOURSELF!
i come to sch at 6.50AM. i will NOT rush out de hw
YOU shud have marked ONE MONTH AGO and LOST.
i got my mum to sms her w/ my phone
&she scolded me for lecturing her about FAIRNESS
i didnt lecture u, my mum did. &it's cos this isnt the 1st time a TEACHER has lost MY work
if u didnt wanna see tt on ur phone,
dun procrastinate marking our work!

Your Mind is 46% Cluttered

Your mind is starting to get cluttered, and as a result, it's a little harder for you to keep focused.
Try to let go of your pettiest worries and concerns. The worrying is worse than the actual problems!

How Cluttered is Your Mind?

lols. if ur random of course your cluttered!
random is good! :D

You Are a Realist

You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass.
You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is...
But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on.
You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope.

Are You An Optimist or Pessimist?

YAY((: cold hard reality

You Are 57% Grown Up, 43% Kid

You've grown up a good bit, but you still have a way to go before you're emotionally mature.
You have the skills to control your emotions, you just have to use them.

How Emotionally Mature Are You?

lols. immature kellie
well, grownups are boring!

You Are Somewhat Honest

You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion
You figure a little lie isn't a big deal
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!

How Honest Are You?

white lies much lols.

You Are 56% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

yay! kellie rawks

a arguement discussion with peter goes something like this

me: u're my slave

peter: you know, for some reason, i'm wondering where the 'slave' part came from..

me: LOL. It is the civic and moral duty of a tall being to serve the veritcally challenged. my ss teacher said tt. oh, &de youth olympics in 2010 means tt youths fm all over the world will be here. incl guys.athletic guys.w/ nice bods.

peter: haha.. what if they're all fully clothed while their competing?

me: well, they cant wear loose clothing, so it's fine. their abs will still stand out. HOT GUYS!

peter: tsk tsk..i have nothing to say

me: LOL. wad? welcome to a girl's mind. are u self-obsessed?

peter: haha.. do you think i'm self obsessed?

me: no. tt's why its sad. cos u have every other requirement filled. but since u're not ego, u're a bro who's head i cant touch

peter: You've been assessing me or somethin?! Every other requirement fulfilled?? yea, girls' minds can be complicated..

me: LOL. requirements: hot/cute, funny, tall, smart, slightly self-obsessed. i'd say u pass for a cute. u're definitely tall[taller than me anw]&smart &somewhat funny. only prob is tt u dun got de slightly self-obsessed part

peter: Why do I need to be slightly self-obsessed? (wait a minute, I only PASSED for cute?? What kind of lousy judgement is this??)

me: FINE! u ACED cute! geez. LOL. cos a completely niice guy for a bf is boring aft a while, dahhling cute bald boy

peter: Hahaha..what the nuts. I don't know, but having someone self-obsessed for a friend can be quite tiresome, let alone boyfriend or girlfriend.

me: SLIGHTLY self-obsessed! im not gonna have a freak of a bf who's gonna stop at every window or mirror to check himself. that's COMPLETELY GAY!

peter: But the thing is, I don't understand how anyone can be slightly self-obsessed. Self-obsessed already means that the person is overly vain. So slightly self-obsessed means that the guy is a little overly vain?

me: LOLLOL. u think too much definition man. slightly self-obsessed translates to confidence in a girl's head, dahhling boy.

peter: If you mean confidence, then just say la! Confidence and self-obsession are two very different things.

me: A GIRL'S MIND! &i am slightly self-obsessed! I LOVE KELLIE!

peter: Self love does not equate to self-obsession! (though sometimes we may mistake them for each other)

me: OI! i dun care KELLIE LOVE KELLIE COS KELLIE RAWKS! you shud be saying the same thing. ((:

peter: Hahaha..PETER ROCKS! LITERALLY!

me: LOL. not what i meant lorrhs. i meant you to say that KELLIE RAWKS! &yea u ROCK. but i still cant touch ur head!!

peter: Haha..yea well. You might. One day. So are you going for TGIF?

me: one day. blehhs. u're gonna hafta stoop. i avent asked my mum abt TGIF. forgot all about it when we went into requirements. i'll ask l8r or something.

peter: Haha..later is quite late. What time are you planning to sleep?

me: good question. soon i think? im still online, lols.

peter: Haha..what time do you usually sleep?

me: wheneva i feel like? fall asleep reading a book most of de time...

peter: Oh..neat. Usually I fall asleep almost immediately after homework. But I got to take my medication first.

me: medicine for wad? YAY((: I CAN GO!

peter: Haha..lovely. I'm on long term treatment for sinus. It's been about a year now.

me: how'd u get sinus? i'm on long term treatment for acne. been jus over a year now

peter: Haha..acne. Long term treatment as in you buy the thing from Guardian or the doctor prescribes?

me: doctor. i think i'm getting retainers for my teeth soon too. God how i hate dentists.

peter: Haha..why dentists?

me: Cos i had a bad, on HORRIGIBLE, experience w/ de pri sch nurse. She practically screamed at me every time she saw me!

peter: Oh dear..what in the world did you do?

me: I have no idea. She started her screaming spree when i was 8. Imagine poor innocent cute little me being screamed at by a old white curly haired woman. urrgh.

peter: COUGHpoorinnocentcutelittleyou?lookatyounow!COUGH

me: OII! I think u do pass for self-obsessed after all... SUPERULTRAMEGACUTE KELLIE!

peter: Haha..sorry, I couldn't resist..

me: !!!self-obsessed much! Kellie is still in love w/ Kellie. And u reminded me of those annoying brothers who go arnd revealing siblings' dirty secrets 2 strangers

peter: Excuse me?? Am I that untrustworthy to you? Have you ever known me to hold such little regard for the secrets of others that I simply leak them out? HaveI not proven, in the time you have known me, that I far more honourable than that?

me: LOL. it's cute when brothers do that! Annoying but CUTE!

conclusion peter is cute &kellie rawks.
&yea, all this is by sms. actually, there's more, but it's censored :D
we start at 8.15pm and stopped when i fell asleep at 11.40+
it's damn funny if u bother to read
but i dun think u would. hmpf


shreya sleeping during pytho.

we being the lame iidiots we are :D

random

stupid girl on my shoulder

all these are attempts the get jared.
he grabbed my phone in de last one
tt's why it's all black. poop.

hahahs. an early bday present to TEO LIMIN!

*editted {7.28PM}

tag replies!
maxi: speak for yourself larrhs.
shre: iidiot!
adalia: HELLOO:D
shre: be my guest. urrgh.
sya: heyy gorgeous!
limin: lols. we found ur dirty little secret!
cp: uh-huh. whatever.
maxi: u are retarded. i didnt hafta do much really..
maxi: old man. *cough cough*
maxi: lalala~! :D

People Like You... Sometimes

You are liked, but only when people are able to overlook your faults.
Deep down, you are a good person, but you definitely have some obnoxious tendencies.
So step back, and try to figure out when people aren't responding to you positively.
A few simple changes could make you a lot better liked!

What People Don't Like About You:
People don't like that you hide from your mistakes and avoid apologizing. It just makes everything worse.
People don't like that you forget them easily. No one wants to be friends with someone who doesn't remember their name!
People don't like that you put others down and like to gossip. They are worried that you also gossip about them!

What People Like About You:
People like that you are genuine and real. They can count on you to be yourself.
People like that you can defend what you believe in calmly and rationally. You stand your ground and gain respect.
People like that you give them support and strength. Friends know that they can count on you to be there for them.

Do People Like You?

LOL. yea, i guess huh?
but, i soo do not think i am forgettable. like URRGH!

You Have Fairly Healthy Relationships

You try your best in relationships, and you do a pretty good job.
You're as considerate, honest, and giving as you can be.

There's always more that you can do, and sometimes you do leave people feeling a bit neglected.
Great relationships don't happen overnight. As long as you keep making improvements, your relationships will get better!

Do You Have Healthy Relationships?

this sounds like a niice kellie YAY((:

Your Independence Level: Medium

In some aspects of your life, you can be very self reliant.
Making your own informed choices feels great.
But you aren't as independent as you could be.
When things get stressful, you sometimes run away from the hard decisions you need to make.

How Independent Are You?

ooohh~! why shud we do tt stupid girl on guy thing?
WOMAN FOR PRIME MINISTER!

You Are Not Prejudiced

Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind.
You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge.
You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you.
Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body.

Are You Prejudiced?

wow. another niice kellie

You Are 68% Real

You know who you are, and you're pretty darn comfortable with yourself.
Like everyone, you struggle with the parts of yourself that aren't so great...
But you're good at accepting who you are and not dwelling on your faults.
As a result, you're confident, optimistic, and very real.

How Real Are You?

yea~ i love me!
tt didnt sound very real..

Thou art thy slave
It is the civic and moral duty of a tall being to serve the veritcally challenged.

ombg yesterday was soo funn! urrgh.
met up w/.. almost everyone early then went for dinner.
on de way there almost felt like lightbulb lehhs.
three girls, one guy uh-oh. LOL. SCANDAL!

i ate pepper lunch. jiayu eats very funny
she had banana prata {it even sounds disgusting typed}
she eat very.. glam&posh lols. white lie much
aft eating met gorgeous! {syafiqah}

lols. gorgeous looked different.

&during the concert?
well, i had a.. interesting night
it links wayy closely to my poem.. Buses
Imagine, waiting at the bus stop
The more impatient you are,
The more you wait

Turn the corner and you see it
Coming right at you,
Yet, you miss it

In other times,
You are not seeking
And three comes all at once
three. one after another

anyway, i smsed thru de entire concert
to shre, maxi and jung an {JEONG AN!}
LOL. i FINALLY learnt how to pronounce his name!
oh yea. de concert was okayy bahhs. another way of saying BORING!
one of de trumpets were outta tune.
OOHHH~! we saw a completely cute Caucasian kid. kid
a violinist. he played soo.. elegantly
&gorgeous liked his hair. LOL.
de singer guy ruined some of my mum's fave songs. blehhs.

MOVING ON
church today. blehhs.
1st part: junior cats are sposed to engage students in an activity until mass time
yea right. i wonder wad aloy did
let us do wdv we want. duhh.
MAXIMILLIEN OWES ME A SWORD! lols.
okayy, not owe me a sword per se.
but he said he'd lemme play with his wushu sword! LOLLOL.
{i feel like a five-year-old} nevermind..

2nd part: confirmation requirements
oooh~! i wanna go de leadership camp!
blehhs. de only way to do it is to bribe/ suckup to aloy urrgh.
anyway, i was smsing maxi during de 2nd part.
i got him to rub peter's head for me! LOL.
peter wouldnt let me. blehhs.
he dodged me every time i tried. which was abt 3times. poop
&maxi got me bubble tea! yay! LOL.
HAHAH! i helped u exercise!
by making u walk to de bubble tea shop &back to church!

couples in church: {approximation}
eva&justin
kat&tim
zac&andrea
amanda&moses
reb&whats-his-name

&many many more whats-his-or-her-names. LOL.

i wanna go to heaven
but i dun wanna die

GOD. get a life

how the hell doya get to heaven if you dun die?
u get stuck on earth, in a limbo
which is prob worse than hell.

stupids

niice song but de video..
she looks too blond bitch
to be actually singing this song.

Teardrops On My Guitar by Taylor Swift
Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see
That I want and I need everything that we should be
I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
And she's got everything that I have to live without

Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's just so funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night

[Chorus:]
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly,
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause

[Chorus]

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up, but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into..

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see.

another song. very angst
&tt girl is plain hideous

All Arounds Me by Flyleaf
My hands are searching for you
My arms are outstretched towards you
I feel you on my fingertips
My tongue dances behind my lips for you

This fire rising through my being
Burning I'm not used to seeing you

I'm alive, I'm alive

Chorus:
I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I'm breathing
Holding on to what I'm feeling
Savoring this heart that's healing

My hands float up above me
And you whisper you love me
And I begin to fade
Into our secret place

The music makes me sway
The angels singing say we are alone with you
I am alone and they are too with you

I'm alive, I'm alive

Chorus

And so I cry
The light is white
And I see you

I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive

Chorus

Take my hand
I give it to you
Now you own me
All I am
You said you would never leave me
I believe you
I believe

Chorus

*edit {1.44PM}
tag replies?

shre:are you harry or hairy?
minimax: crap what crap? de para not i write one!
petrus: is tt a good thing?
shre: oii! at least i think more sense than you! &bitches are smarter than bimbos cos we're not BLOND.

Are you tired? Beacuse you have been running through my mind.
Add a room, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, multiply.
My friends call me kellie, but you can call my, tonight.
Your father must have been a thief for he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes.

"You're idiotic."
"No, I'm Peter."
Therefore Peter = idiotic

Peter is not a common name because it's too plain.
Peter the rock.
PETER THE INCREDIBLE HULK!

my bro has a friend who's been w/ de same girl since sec1
now he's 22 and wants to get married in 2years time
guy works is RSN. girl, waitress.
honest truth? you'll die.

britney started as a disney artist.
now, she's a rehab bitch

my bastard
tall
cute/hot
smart
funny
slightly self-obsessed

I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

Chorus:
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

Chorus

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

Chorus

I CHANGED SKIN!
yea~ i like this

My Best Friend's Girl
Shreya slept with my fiance and even has his child, but he does not know.
After spending two years trying to remove them from my life,
Shreya writes me a letter on my birthday.
She has cancer. She is dying, but she still has a daughter to look after.
She calls me down to the hospital and gets me to adopt her child.
After signing the adoption papers, Shreya dies.
Leaving me with a five-year old girl in my already scrwed up life.

this book is damn niice

bitches&bastards
bimbos&bozos

the bastard is an interesting character
the bozos are unworthy of the bimbo

my pet cat is called pussy
my pet dog is called bitch
my pet baboon is called your hairy butt

PUSSY! IT'S TIME FOR BED!
BITCH! WANNA GO OUT FOR A WALK AND HAVE SOME FUN?
IT'S TIME TO BATH, YOUR HAIRY BUTT!

Buses by Kellie
Imagine, waiting at the bus stop
The more impatient you are,
The more you wait

Turn the corner and you see it
Coming right at you,
Yet, you miss it

In other times,
You are not seeking
And three comes all at once

Kites by Kellie
The Kite is in the sky
Light and free
Yet, restrained and tied down

You tug and pull
Harder and harder
But he only gets further away

When you finally release it
It falls down towards the ground
Back to your side

ombg. I PASSED EVERYTHING!
i passed CHINESE!
&COMBINED HUMANS!

YAY((:

The tall, dark, handsome wushu-er of my dreams
The one with the washboard abs
The abs which I am dying to run my hands over
With lust in my eyes, I stare at your chiselled wushu-fied muscles

The slim, relatively tall polled man stands firm like a moss-covered rock in the riverbed
A six-Pac to envy draws the girls to him like bees to honey
He comes over to his Pocahontas, his bald head shining and his firm muscles rippling

OMG! OMG! OMG!

LOL. i changed my list.
added in more names.
i love the spelling of these names

Aaron [boy]
Adalia [girl]
Akira [boy]
Alex [girl]
Alexanda [girl]
Amber [girl]
Amy [girl]
Ariana [girl]
Avril [girl]
Dimitri [boy]
Ella [boy]
Elijah [boy]
Elliot [boy]
Emmeline [girl]
Ethan [boy]
Gayle [girl]
Gwen [girl]
Hilary [girl]
Ivean [boy]
Jamie [girl]
Jean [girl]
Jeanne [girl]
Jesse [boy]
Kriss [boy]
Leanne [girl]
Mattie [boy]
Max [boy]
Miki [boy]
Miley [girl]
Nicholette [girl]
Tessi [girl]
Xavier [boy]
Yvonne [girl]
Zaara [girl]
Zac [boy]

tag replies!

shre: yogurt rawks. only LOSERS cant appreciate their true beauty. HAH!
maxi: yea~ yogurt rawks
maxi: me is completely clean! *blinks innocently* LOL.
shre: it cant be ur bro's phone unless he changed it like 1mth ago..
cp: cos u're not in de single heart?? lols.
shre: cp is HEARTLESS, waddaya expect?!

I FOUND MY PERFECT PHONE!
omgomgomgomg! W760i


i am sooo getting this phone!
the specs are like PERFECT
&the reviews are GREAT! ombg.

anyway, here are the names that i like

Aaron [boy]
Adalia [girl]
Akira [boy]
Alex [girl]
Alexanda [girl]
Amy [girl]
Ariana [girl]
Dimitri [boy]
Elijah [boy]
Elliot [boy]
Emmeline [girl]
Gwen [girl]
Hilary [girl]
Ivean [boy]
Jean [girl]
Jeanne [girl]
Jesse [boy]
Kriss [boy]
Leanne [girl]
Max [boy]
Nicholette [girl]
Tessi [girl]
Xavier [boy]
Yvonne [girl]
Zaara [girl]
Zac [boy]

this is what facebook has given me

i am most compatible with Aries
this sounds like shre.
but she' not an Aries.
she's aquarius..


how much like the Joker am i?
apparently, i share the same make-up as the Joker.


what's my social image?
i love brunettes


how bitchy are you?
god. i sound so niice urgghh.


how will i kill myself?!
i sound safe. i shall slash myself jsut for the sake of excitement


who's my jonas?
YAY((: my dahhliing!


how dirty am i?
LOLLOL. yea riight


what prom dress am i?
bloody hell. SO FRILLY!
ewww!


i sound so bloody perfect
eww..! i hate myself

mmmm... sitting in front of the computer, on my bed, eating yogurt
YAY((: lols.

on the screen? me tormenting maxi
YAY! LOL.

mixed berries yogurt
yogurt rawks!

*ediited {4.15pm}
i've finished my yogurt. blehhs.
MARS TIME! mmmmm... :D

MARS RAWKS MORE!
mmmmm..........

chocolate
my only hope to gaining weight

stupid shre bursted my bubble..

*ediited again{4.25pm}
damn i cant finish my mars bar ._.
gave it to jem. blehhs

full... *groans*

church today was funn
why? cos i had no idea wad was it about -.-

i whacked maxi's head YAY((:
&you STILL owe me bubble tea! HAH!

halfway during class i noticed zack.
so i stared at him until he stared back. LOL.
then he mouthed something
i have no idea what he said.
he's cute. sadly, he's attached. *sigh*

but aft class, he suddenly came up to me& maxi.
mouthed something again. move away
okayy? so i moved.
he threw his shoe bag at maxi. LOL.
then they chased each other around the room
which, btw, is a huge room.
i think zack won. cute

i found the perfect skin for limin!
YAY! LOL. here!

tag replies:
shre: duhh. except max, peter, maxi... etc. LOL.
cp: huh? i dun get you..
petrus: blehhs. u bursted my bubble..
shre: TOLD YOU SO!

ooooh~! i wanna see peter canoe/kayak for sg!
LOL. yay!

LOL. this is a sequence of events tt happened while talking w/ cp.
i'll love you for it hmpf.
shows how much you love me now. LOL.
ladies, please. there's enough kellie to go around
LOL. woah. 2 GIRLS fighting over one ME. cool.
i have decided i shall murder yikiat.
i suck but i'll beat you?! damn


i like my smiley! YAY:D

chattin w/ peter/baldie!
otherwise known as paedophile peter
or paranoid peter or peaceful peter
personally, i prefer.. BALDIE! YAY((:
polled peter means bald peter

his nick says: I love it when I go high
why? quote: and I'll just be bouncing all around
imagine a blad guy bouncing up and down on the top of his head.
LOL. &the convo continues to hurting alot,
hair cusioning the pain,
to fat's a good shock absorber
unfortunately, fat does not grow on the top of one's head.
to: you'll be surprised something i do not wanna know.
thank you very much

oh yea. SINGAPORE'S GOT A SILVER MEDAL!
it's confirm a silver at the very least
although i seriously doubt sg getting a gold.
HELLO! Singapore VS China much!?
our players ARE china!

but, once again. our medal is not ours 48years ago,
the medal was earned while Singapore was still part of Malaysia.
this time, the medal is earned while using China players.

goodnight!
moved on without you

Abandoned

He held her hand as they strolled along the seaside, enjoying each other’s company. As they reached the end of the beach, nearing the hidden caves, he turned towards her. He stared at her; the intensity of his gaze made her want to look away, but she could not. He pulled her into the cave; hidden from the rest of the world.

She was caught; trapped in the passion of the moment. Her face was red. He could feel the heat she was radiating despite the cold, windy night. She was burning up; caught in the flames. As they stood by the water, they felt the salt water splash onto their bodies and faces.

Gently, he cupped her face and felt the smoothness of her skin on his hand. He placed his left hand in the small of her back and brought her closer. She closed her eyes as his lips touched hers. He could taste the salt on her lips and wiped it off with his lips. It was soft; a gentle passionate kiss. But it grew fierce and urgent.

It seemed like an eternity that they were there. When they finally broke apart, she smiled and looked up at him. As she moved in forward for another kiss, he put his finger on her lips. Gently, he traced her silhouette and whispered softly into her ear, “I love you.”

Then, he turned and walked off the beach, leaving her standing alone in the cave; by the sea; in the cold wind; shivering.

Abandoned.