girls; we always mix it up. we think they we know him soo well, until they break our hearts.
boys; they never get it wrong cause they never know us anyway.















today in ELL, we learnt HYPERNYMY and HYPONYMY

hypernymy : words that have a classification function
hyponymy : words with a more specific meaning that can be classified by the hypernymy

therefore, the hyponyms, John, KP & Ivan, fall into the hypernym of Assholes
whereas the hyponyms, Meira, Mrs Sng & Ms Rajan, fall into the hypernym of Bitches

i realise that Mrs Sng likes me (sort of) cause she remembers me
even though i havent misbehaved myself (nor have i been thaaat active) in class
when me and Meira said the exact same thing at the exact same time, she only hear me :D

we were also given a list of shops which we had to name.
here's what me & Meira (mostly me) came up with and i found funny :D

undetaker - The Wrestler / Skeletons in My Closet / Rip Off
baker - Icing on Top / Piece of Cake
fruit shop - An Apple a Day
pest controller - The Exterminator / Rat on Me
lawyer - Justice League
medical clinic - What's Up, Doc? / Saturday Night Fever

HAHAHAHAHA, ELL IS DAMN FUN :D



cooool right? those are prints on my bag which i didnt notice first time
only saw it when i was trying to hug my bag to sleep during break today :/


hahahah, that's Kuanping's arm :D and i drew that!
the idiot insulted Johnny Depp (!!!) and called John a gay (which is actually true)
so John held KP down while i drew that :D muahahahahha!


SAMMMY! :D hahahah i think the water bottle's really cooool (:


KP took this picture. i dont know what John was taking picture of :/


ME AND CELINEEE! :D man, i miss you loads babe!


Celine (different one) is trying to prove that eating Noodle King will make you smarter
if you're wondering where that came from, it was Econs -.-


aww man, when i came into class and saw this, i was damn happy for a moment
until KP told me that i actually qualified cause i'm dyslexic -.- asshole.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

HAHAHAHA, THATS DAMN FUNNY & STUPID :D
and that ends my Attorney-Witness series!