me:
TALK TO ME! i'm on de verge of effing the ac
josh:
Sry i was eating. Effing e ac? Wouldn't a wine bottle be more effective? Lol.
me:
!!!EWW. Josh you are a completely sick and disgusting freak.
josh:
LOL. I'm Sry. It was e only thing i could think of when u said effing the ac. Y do u even wanna do tt? Lol.
me:
Eww, sick boy. Divorce.
josh:
Lol. U started it lor. With e ac thing. Lol. Y did u even say tt? Lol.
me:
Cos i was freezing
josh:
Oh.... Lol. I thot u were so bored u were thinking of wad u could do with e ac. Lol.
me:
!!!i might be a bitch, but i'm not horny!

i hate chinese
&if chinese had a brain or life,
it would hate me too
but as we all know,
chinese is a brainless &lifeless thing

The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script
Going Back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move
Got some words on cardboard, got your picture in my hand
saying, "if you see this girl can you tell her where I am"

Some people try to hand me money, they don't understand
I'm not broke I'm just a broken hearted man
I know it makes no sense but what else can I do
How can I move on when I'm still in love with you

Chorus:
Cuase If one day you wake up and find your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinkin maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on our corner of the street
So I'm not moving, I'm not moving

Policeman says, "son you can't stay here"
I said, "there's someone I'm waiting for If it's a day, a month, a year"
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go

Chorus

People talk about the guy that's waiting on a girl
There are no holes in his shoes but a big hole in his world

Maybe i'll get famous as the man who can't be moved
Maybe you wont mean to but you'll see me on the news
And you'll come running to the corner
cuase you'll know it's just for you
Im the man who can't be moved

Chorus x2

Going Back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move