sunthar: sex a sport?

us: shre's my sex partner

sunthar: wtf!

us: wanna join us??

sunthar: wth is wrong with u people? huh?

us: we're normal ur not

sunthar: huh? hey shes at ur house?

us: u suck. no, she's up my ass. coooll!

sunthar: whats up with u guys? AND WHAT ARE U GUYS EVEN DOING?

us: we're girls, not guys.

sunthar: gin

us: we're together on the bed

sunthar: fine. fals. gals

us: r u sane?

sunthar: whats that suppose to mean?

us: it means what it means. nothing. BOO! poo! boob~ MOO!

sunthar: those are not the sounds u shld make when u are havind sex. LOL

us: ..HOW DO U KNOW?

sunthar: know waht?

us: tt those arnt the noises 1 makes during sex

sunthar: ew.... that would be grose if u do. lol. i just said pornstars dont make those sounds

us: u started it... PORNSTARS?! cool. hey now,im a pornstar,get ur clothes off now,hey!

sunthar: wtf! whats wrong with u two gals? whers the REAL kellie and shreya bhat

us: we're right here...

sunthar: u gals werent that horny last year'

us: on the bed.. rolling around..

sunthar: wth

us: sure you dun wanna join us?

sunthar: im jealous. lol

us: cool, hey now,you're a pornstar,get ur clothes off now,hey!

sunthar: lol. im not.... I QUIT WATCHING FOR 2 WEEKS. now thats an achievement. lol

us: omg! you are sooo heroic! lemme give you a big sloppy kiss!!

sunthar: *pukes* for what? not watching porn. i duwan go back to my old habitss. lol

us: MUACCKS!!

sunthar: lol. shreya! why why? why have u changeD?

us: she

sunthar: dun be lesbos!

us: 's in the loo

sunthar: no wonder

us: cleaning her ass

sunthar: wtf

us: the pornstar part was her. while I was in the loo cleaning my ass

sunthar: who is who? right. now im confusd. nvm

us: GOODMORNING~!

sunthar: and u are?

us: a cow.

sunthar: i thought a skunk -_-

us: my ass stinks, wanna smell it?

sunthar: *pukes* gross. did u wipe ur ass when u shit?

us: nope=D

sunthar: thats sick. lol. continue f**king

us: thanks(:

sunthar: how are u gonna do it without any penisees?

us: just cause u cant do it doesnt mean we cant. no tt we have ur blessings.we'll be sure to enjoy it...

sunthar: huh? whwat pleasure u get if u have nothing to penetrate? lol. u shreya?

us: no, i bhat. actually i shae

sunthar: ??? lol

us: bhat shae

sunthar: u have nothing to penetrate. so what u guys doing?

us: dildo. wanna go out on a date with me?

sunthar: date? why?

us: cause i just realized i like you and i wanna kiss u and have fun with you

sunthar: y so horny?

us: well, when ppl have sex,they go all horny...unless its rape or smthing... i bet u've never had sex b4

sunthar: er...how u knoe one? lol. u had sex?

us: yes. regular basis. one-night stands

sunthar: slut. lol

us: wanna join me tonight? oh wait cant. i ready have plans w/ 2 guys i met @ MOS last night....next time mabbes

sunthar: no thanks. i'd rather go w/ ******

me: ** and **. awww...
shre: I feel violated.
me: LOL, your fault!!
shre: ?! NO ITS NOT
me: YES IT IS!! HAHAHA
shre: HOW?!
me: SCREW HIM
shre: U WERE SCREWING HIM 2!
me: UH-HUH. ONE NIGHT CAMP?!
shre: 101 Damnations.
me: LOL. Black and white, perfect match
shre: shuddup. UR FAULT!
me: YEA RIGHT, COW SLUT
shre: .thnx.
me: Welcome
shre: Argh(:
me: Lols, u home yet? We're going to imm for lunch
shre: Poo. i just got off the bus. i need a nap.
me: Lols, goats' testicles taste like fishballs
shre: !!?! EEW.SICKO
me: What?! Radio said so. Radio also said cows like grass
shre: Moo!
me: Hee haw!