shre: I always tot u and ***** make a super-cute couple... hehe(:

me: Heh?!

shre: Yeahh...u 2 lk cute 2gthr... he's tall,smart,funny etc.

me: Uhh, since when did u think of us together?

shre: Since tt ****** ********...u 2 were standing next to ea other. SO CUTE!

me: Huh?! What ****** ********?

shre: just a ****** ******** last time

me: Uhh, when? &why de sudden need to tell me thiS?

shre: since 4ever.CUTE!

me: LOL. Are you hoping we'll get together or something?

shre: Oooh~ CUTE!

me: LOL. You dream alot

shre: Im at hindi!! there's nothing else 2 do!!!!

me: Good point. HAHAHAHA! I had cheese prata for brekkie((:

shre: Damn u. im dying. KIDNAP ME!

me: You say that too many times. I need a book..

shre: Oh i finished ystrdae. jane doesnt get raped!!

me: Jane never does get raped

shre: Damn. i was hoping she does...

me: Uhh, sick

shre: Not sick. it wld have bn interesting. an emotionally broken jane

me: Then u wouldn't have the rest of the series. &she's alrdy emotionally broken anw

shre: Yeahh...argh.dying here.

me: Die.

shre: HELLO! damsel in distress!! SAVEME!

me: COUGHdamselyouCOUGH

shre: YESdamselYESme

me: COUGHCOUGHCOUGH. My eyes...

shre: Cough syrup. take it. get new specs! hah

me: What eyes? They've burnt away

shre: OMG i cn finally look u straight in the eye-oops-face

me: LOL. The radio is dead boring

shre: HINDI is dead boring

me: So? What's your point?

shre: ...The point is tt im dying. and as best friend, it is ur MORAL OBLIGATION to save me!

me: It is my moral obligation to sit in a car with you behind the wheel despite the numerous attempts at my life.

shre: And to save me. 2mre weeks to hindi. Freedom!!

me: When you make attempts at my life, there is no obligation to save you from language

shre: Yes there is. my boredom w/ hindi cld lead to an accident. it is therefore in ur best intrests to save me nw rather than regret ltr

me: By the time you start your murderous attempts, hindi will no longer exist