10:50 PM
Sunday, August 31, 2008
quote&jokes :D
How come married women are heavier than single women?
A single woman goes home, sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed. A married woman goes home sees what's in bed and goes to the fridge.
For his birthday, we gave our three-year-old son a darth vadar costume. he put it on excitedly and told my husband in his best darth vadar voice, "daddy, i am your father."
They say guns don't kill people - but i think guns help.
-eddie izzard, actor/ comedian
babies don't need a vacation, but i still see them at the beach.
-dominic lawson, journalist
no problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag.
-tom stoppard, british playwright
pop stars are actually inferior to normal people
-jarvis cocker, british singer
there's never time to do all the nothing you want.
-calvin, the authorritative calvini and the hobbes
you can talk about football and cars endlessly; why can't you talk about shoes and shopping and still learn as much as a bloke?
-helen mirren
A single woman goes home, sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed. A married woman goes home sees what's in bed and goes to the fridge.
For his birthday, we gave our three-year-old son a darth vadar costume. he put it on excitedly and told my husband in his best darth vadar voice, "daddy, i am your father."
They say guns don't kill people - but i think guns help.
-eddie izzard, actor/ comedian
babies don't need a vacation, but i still see them at the beach.
-dominic lawson, journalist
no problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag.
-tom stoppard, british playwright
pop stars are actually inferior to normal people
-jarvis cocker, british singer
there's never time to do all the nothing you want.
-calvin, the authorritative calvini and the hobbes
you can talk about football and cars endlessly; why can't you talk about shoes and shopping and still learn as much as a bloke?
-helen mirren
Philosophy Exam - 1 hour
Q2. What is Courage? (50 marks)
Student's answer:
This is courage.