me: u're my slave

peter: you know, for some reason, i'm wondering where the 'slave' part came from..

me: LOL. It is the civic and moral duty of a tall being to serve the veritcally challenged. my ss teacher said tt. oh, &de youth olympics in 2010 means tt youths fm all over the world will be here. incl guys.athletic guys.w/ nice bods.

peter: haha.. what if they're all fully clothed while their competing?

me: well, they cant wear loose clothing, so it's fine. their abs will still stand out. HOT GUYS!

peter: tsk tsk..i have nothing to say

me: LOL. wad? welcome to a girl's mind. are u self-obsessed?

peter: haha.. do you think i'm self obsessed?

me: no. tt's why its sad. cos u have every other requirement filled. but since u're not ego, u're a bro who's head i cant touch

peter: You've been assessing me or somethin?! Every other requirement fulfilled?? yea, girls' minds can be complicated..

me: LOL. requirements: hot/cute, funny, tall, smart, slightly self-obsessed. i'd say u pass for a cute. u're definitely tall[taller than me anw]&smart &somewhat funny. only prob is tt u dun got de slightly self-obsessed part

peter: Why do I need to be slightly self-obsessed? (wait a minute, I only PASSED for cute?? What kind of lousy judgement is this??)

me: FINE! u ACED cute! geez. LOL. cos a completely niice guy for a bf is boring aft a while, dahhling cute bald boy

peter: Hahaha..what the nuts. I don't know, but having someone self-obsessed for a friend can be quite tiresome, let alone boyfriend or girlfriend.

me: SLIGHTLY self-obsessed! im not gonna have a freak of a bf who's gonna stop at every window or mirror to check himself. that's COMPLETELY GAY!

peter: But the thing is, I don't understand how anyone can be slightly self-obsessed. Self-obsessed already means that the person is overly vain. So slightly self-obsessed means that the guy is a little overly vain?

me: LOLLOL. u think too much definition man. slightly self-obsessed translates to confidence in a girl's head, dahhling boy.

peter: If you mean confidence, then just say la! Confidence and self-obsession are two very different things.

me: A GIRL'S MIND! &i am slightly self-obsessed! I LOVE KELLIE!

peter: Self love does not equate to self-obsession! (though sometimes we may mistake them for each other)

me: OI! i dun care KELLIE LOVE KELLIE COS KELLIE RAWKS! you shud be saying the same thing. ((:

peter: Hahaha..PETER ROCKS! LITERALLY!

me: LOL. not what i meant lorrhs. i meant you to say that KELLIE RAWKS! &yea u ROCK. but i still cant touch ur head!!

peter: Haha..yea well. You might. One day. So are you going for TGIF?

me: one day. blehhs. u're gonna hafta stoop. i avent asked my mum abt TGIF. forgot all about it when we went into requirements. i'll ask l8r or something.

peter: Haha..later is quite late. What time are you planning to sleep?

me: good question. soon i think? im still online, lols.

peter: Haha..what time do you usually sleep?

me: wheneva i feel like? fall asleep reading a book most of de time...

peter: Oh..neat. Usually I fall asleep almost immediately after homework. But I got to take my medication first.

me: medicine for wad? YAY((: I CAN GO!

peter: Haha..lovely. I'm on long term treatment for sinus. It's been about a year now.

me: how'd u get sinus? i'm on long term treatment for acne. been jus over a year now

peter: Haha..acne. Long term treatment as in you buy the thing from Guardian or the doctor prescribes?

me: doctor. i think i'm getting retainers for my teeth soon too. God how i hate dentists.

peter: Haha..why dentists?

me: Cos i had a bad, on HORRIGIBLE, experience w/ de pri sch nurse. She practically screamed at me every time she saw me!

peter: Oh dear..what in the world did you do?

me: I have no idea. She started her screaming spree when i was 8. Imagine poor innocent cute little me being screamed at by a old white curly haired woman. urrgh.

peter: COUGHpoorinnocentcutelittleyou?lookatyounow!COUGH

me: OII! I think u do pass for self-obsessed after all... SUPERULTRAMEGACUTE KELLIE!

peter: Haha..sorry, I couldn't resist..

me: !!!self-obsessed much! Kellie is still in love w/ Kellie. And u reminded me of those annoying brothers who go arnd revealing siblings' dirty secrets 2 strangers

peter: Excuse me?? Am I that untrustworthy to you? Have you ever known me to hold such little regard for the secrets of others that I simply leak them out? HaveI not proven, in the time you have known me, that I far more honourable than that?

me: LOL. it's cute when brothers do that! Annoying but CUTE!