i hate it when i go shoppin w/ my mum & she brings along my maid, or my sis, or bro, or dad.
i nvr get to really shop.
& when i see something i like, she goes away, cos my dad sees something else.
&my maid? she thinks jus cos she comes out only every now and then, tt de time is alll hers.
plus, she so damn THICK!
she bought the exact same pair of skinnies tt i jus bought last week.
now, i cant wear mine. hmpf. until she goes back to Indonesia, i wont wear it.
unless she doesnt touch hers for over a mth. stupid iidiot.

&yes, i throw tempers over such petty things. why?
because i want some things to MYSELF.
this isnt the first time she wants an exact same thing tt i have.
last time it was my special HP wallpaper w/ my name.
she wanted an exact same one w/ her name. fcuk off
as if it's not enuf to have to share a room w/ de family computer
&like, she's about to get 1day-off a mth.
even i dun go out on my own once a month!
btw, my mum said, she'll go w/ me to Bugis again another time.
yeahh riight who are you gonna bring then? hmpf

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