(Jamie has just bought a bag of tomato-flavoured Twisties from 7-11)
Jamie: Arrgh!
(pulling at the bright, yellow bag with all he might¦which isn’t actually saying much)
Jamie: Arrgh! Why am I so weak and helpless? Why can’t I be strong like my best friend and role model, Shreya!?
(starts sobbing. Tears are running down her chicken-poxed scarred face and her tiny nose has ballooned up, like Shreya’s ugly hooked nose when she cries. Snot and boogers are popping out of her nose.)
(she turns to Shreya sitting beside her)
Jamie: Oh, Shreya,Will you please help me open this bag of yummy Twisties? I know how strong you are. Oh why cant I be more like you? Beautiful as well as smart.
Shreya (trying, and failing miserably, to smile modestly): Oh, don't flatter me! I know I'm drop-dead gorgeous with my trim figure and pimple-free face, despite my hideous hooked nose, humongous butt and ugly poofed up hair. I know I'm smart too, much cleverer than Sandy, Kellie's dog. But you didn't need to say all that!
Jamie: Of course, I do! You're perfect! You're my role model! I wanna grow up and be like you!(drooling uncontrollably)
Shreya: DON'T YOU DARE! There's only one Shreya and that's me!
Jamie: Oh, sorry I didn't mean to anger you! Don't be angry!
Shreya: Hmph!(turns away)
Jamie (sobbing): Oh please! Forgive me! I'll massage your back and shoulders and give you free facials and spy on Yi Jun and Veronica for you if you-
(Kellie walks in)
Kellie: Jamie, stop crying. You don't need to waste your time on such hypocritical people. You got real friends like me. Let me get that for you.
(takes away the bag of Twisties and opens it with ease)
Jamie: Oh thank you so much! How can i ever repay you?
Kellie(shaking her head and smiling kindly): No need for repayment.
Jamie: I know! I'll give you free facials and rebond your hair for you! Free of charge!
Shreya: Hmph! Hypocritical! Look who's talking!
Kellie: Well, actually, you're the one talking.
(Jamie and Kellie walk away together eating Twisties and laughing loudly, leaving Shreya to her hypocritical ways)
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lols. hows my story. much better than shreya's isnt it? lols.