kellie is a crazyy girl :D but deep inside, she's a sweet little thingmonster

kellie absolutely does not do sweet.
if anyone calls kellie sweet she'd bash you up

anyway, kellie loves chocolate and has somehow convinced herself that she will someday become queen of the world
kellie is a strong believer of her umm.. beliefs. thou shalt rule thy world

her long-term aspiration: rule the world with dark chocolate, soft toys and books
her short-term aspiration: rule the O Levels and find someone to talk to

especially the find someone to talk to part
why? because she promised sister that she would find someone she could tell anything and everything to :D
and she will.

kellie wants to get married by the age of 27, but before that,
she'd likelove to tour the world on a hot-air balloon!
yes, she is living in a fairytale but hey, she grew up around Disney :D

one cannot tour in a hot-air balloon on her own!
in kellie's case, she'd probably crash the balloon into the Eiffel Tower
but then she'd end up fulfilling another life dream! living in Paris

oh let's get back to the touring alone part: she needs company. preferably male too!
though kellie has her brawns and bing and bimbo, she can't kiss them, can she!?

which reminds me. kellie has never kissed :D but she can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue!

kellie forgot what she was doing again.. oh dear.

yes, now she remembers. kellie wishes to have two children; a boy and a girl
the girl, Alexis, will be older than the boy, Jaxon, by a year.
she will have both of them by the time she turns 32

oh yes, and kellie has a fetish for yellow sports cars. one in particular is her yellow lamborghini
yes, she does own a yellow lamborghini, it's on her blog and also her Facebook

kellie does not post regularly on her livejournal. in fact, she only posts cause she doesn't want to own anything that's dead.
she does, however, have a regularly updates blog: http://kelliejane-shy.blogspot.com/
and in this context, regularly update means every time she can get her hands on her laptop
whether for work or for leisure, she will update. even if it is nonsense, which it usually is anyway

kellie loves riddles :D even though she usually cannot solve them

What does man love more than life and fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have and the rich require and what do contented men desire?
What do misers spend and spendthrifts save and all men carry to their grave?
Nothing.

kellie does not have the gift of understanding. she was told so during Confirmation Camp
when she could not solve a riddle, despite pondering over it for 15mins perhaps more.

kellie loves singing and this is apparent in the fact that she joined her school choir
however, she finds she hates singing choral songs. she very much prefers singing pop rock songs
for example, she loves groups like Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Muse, 30 Seconds To Mars and Simple Plan
and solo artists like Adam Lambert, Jason Mraz and Taylor Swift

her favourite songs include Save You by Simple Plan, Declaration and Permanent by David Cook, Uprising and Knights Of Cydonia by Muse, The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars, Time For Miracles by Adam Lambert and Can't Hold On by Melee
if you listen the songs closely, you'd realise they have references to love, death and i don't know what else..

with her love for the song, kellie has decided that Declaration by David Cook shall be played at her wedding
and at her funeral, she will have Can't Hold On by Melee.

kellie loves writing random pieces of work
the following piece, however, was not a random work, but a sculpted art

A black shadowy figure stood at the mouth of the alley. He wore a dark, low hat, casting a shadow upon his scarred, such that his red gleaming eyes stood out in the starless night. Around him, his cloak billowed in the wind. From afar, he appeared to be the Grim Reaper. The gun in his hand shone in the streetlights. He raised his white-gloved hand and put his finger to the trigger.


A hollow clicking resounded off the walls of the empty alley.
A scream pierced the still silent night.
Arterial blood splattered onto the walls of the alley.


The figure smiled to himself. The bright red of arterial blood reflected in his bloodshot eyes. The dull grey shade of the alley walls became abstract with blood creeping into the crevices of the wall; the art of murder. Holstering the gun, he allowed himself one more smile of satisfaction before straightening his expression. As he turned to walk out the alley, the demon returned, and his hunger for murder increased tenfold. If anyone were to stick their heads out their windows, they would never see the silent demon make his kill.

with that, kellie is now tired of talking about herself
hence, she shall let herself wander off to the unknown joys of what is known as Facebook

have a good day!
but be warned that if your day is better than that of kellie jane's
thou shalt die a horrigible death at the stroke of midnight
the grandfather clock is ticking..