LOL, my mum told me this :D

A woman stands naked in front of a mirror with he husband on the bed behing her. She says, "M face is full of wrinkles, my body is full of line. It makes me feel so old and fat. I wish someone would compliment me and make me feel better."Her husbands sits up and thinks for a while before saying, "Well honey, at least your eyesight is perfect."

i love this motion, LOL. THBT blazers are stifling
blazers: hot girls. stifling: humid and uncomfortable.
in other words THBT hot girls are humid and uncomfortable LOL!


the legs: hoexian and leonard. stupid idiots tied they're laces together.
the ass: SU JIAZHE, LOL. he stuck his as so i took a pic, HAHAHAHA!


i shall give you a Chinese Proverb, LOL. taken from Justin's Chinese Proverbs!
Man who loses glasses, makes spectacle of himself HAHAHAHAHAHA!

i am super broke this month, ARRGH!
presents for shreya, bryan and zachary. damned, no cash alrdy.
somehow i should be regretting gettin the wallet. but NO, i LOVE it :DD

found this on justin's FB, GO DO GO DO! it's completely pointless :D

One word answers - same letter share
Today at 11:56AM
Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag 10 people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real. . .nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: kellie [i rawk]
2. A four Letter Word: ko0l [it's a real word!]
3. A boy's Name: kriss [i like his name]
4. A girl's Name: kendra [i cldnt think of anything else]
5. An occupation: killer [i kille shreya]
6. A Color: kcalb [it's kcalb, not black!]
7. Something you wear: knickers [no, i walk arnd with my ass hanging]
8. A food: krackers [yeahh beebeee~!]
9. Something found in the bathroom: kellie's toothbrush [it's true!]
10. A place: kazahkstan [yes it is a real country]
11. A reason for being late: knocked out [shreya did it]
12. Something you shout: krap it [yes that's how you spell it]
13. A movie title: king kong [RAWR!]
14. Something you drink: kikapoo [i dont ltike this drink]
15. A musical group: killers [THE killers, but lets forget the details okay?]
16. An animal: kangaroo [they hop]
17. A street name: king's street [i dunno where is this, but i know it exists]
18. A type of car: kellie's lamborghini [yes its a real car]
19. A song title: keep holding on by avril lavigne [love this song!]

koped this from zachary's FB, LOL, go do it tooooo!!

1.Put iTunes/Napster/Zue Player/WinAmp/Mp3 Player/iPod/iPhone on Shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press the ‘next’ button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down, no matter how silly or wrong it sounds.
4. Feel free to comment about your answers.
5. Tag 15 friends who might enjoy doing this, including the person you got it from.

Q1. What do you like in a guy/girl?
your eyes dont lie - david archuleta
COOOOLLL~

Q2. What is your purpose in life?
breakaway - kelly clarkson
oh, that's not a very good sign..

Q3. What is your personal motto?
nine in the afternoon - panic at the disco
LOL im not disoriented!

Q4. What is your best personality trait?
innocence - avril lavigne
SNORTS! omg

Q5. What do your friends think of you?
next plane home - daniel powter
no way babes, im here to stay!

Q6. What do your parents think of you?
it's not my time - 3 doors down
LOL it's always been your time!

Q7. What do you think of when your parents come to mind?
hero heroin - boys like girls
fitting i guess? LOL

Q8. What do you think about very often?
you and me - lifehouse
OMG, YAY :DDD

Q9. What is your life about?
never too late - three days grace
oh, yay! i soo wish was true

Q10. What do you want to do when you grow up?
semi-charmed life - third eye blind
lol, only semi??

Q11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
so yesterday - hilary duff
LOL, a song to the exes?

Q12. What song will be played at your funeral?
i dont dance - HSM2
HAHAHAHAH i CANT dance!

Q13. What is your hobby?
what i like about you - lillix
how does this connect?? it's from freaky friday, fyi

Q14. What’s the worst thing that could happen?
only you - alvin and the chipmunks
sadded, it's WORST!?

Q15. How will you die?
glamorous - fergie feat ludacris
yeahh that's the life

Q16. What is the one thing you regret doing?
the easy way - westlife
i regret this??

Q17. What is your favourite song?
valentine's day - linkin park
i barely listen to this..

Q18. What makes you laugh?
we are the world - michael jackson and friends
LOL, the artist alone is funny enough!

Q19. What makes you cry?
dont let go - david archuleta
speechless, omg

Q20. What will happen tomorrow?
we believe - good charlotte
in the death of LCL

Q21. Does anyone like you?
ultimate - lindsay lohan
ooooohh~ i like :D

Q22. What will you do if you met a ghost?
i dont want you back - eamon
well, i dont, LOL

Q23. What is to be expected in your future?
greatest day - take that
everyday? wheeee~

Q24. Will you ever get married?
hollywood's not america - ferras
scaled down wedding?

Q25. What will the title of this note be?
witch doctor- alvin and the chipmunks
LOL, i suppose, witch's doing!