me: what did you say? my friend deleted the msg.

aloy: !!!!!!!! Ask Joan to forward you. It's a fking long text.

me: i know. TELL ME!!

aloy: Ok fine. Be present on sunday cause it's an important lesson. There would be a PA briefing I think and the calendar for next year would be given. Bring your box if you want to. But collect or save as much money as you can. I hate you.

me: thank you. i'm not particularly fond of you either(:

aloy: !!!!!!!! I'm sure.

me: you know that each exclamation mark is a click sound in dunno-which-
country? clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

shre:
urgh
when i fall asleep i embarass myself.
evidence: "scandalous" pic.

me:
LOLLOL.
you embarass yourself regardless your state of consciousness

shre:
i know, more so when im awake. BUT STILL!
HZ?!
SLEEPING??!!
AURGH

me:
HAHAH
it's cause consciously, you're in denial.
therefore your body reponses to the subconscious mind while you are unconscious.

shre:
are u hinting at smthing?
cause if u are,I DONT LIKE IT

me:
of COURSE not..

shre:
urgh.
spell it out please
so i can think of an argument. i feel very blegh right now.

me:
nahh, it takes the funn out of everything
doya still need me to spell out my conscious-subconscious theory??

shre:
yeahh
so i can retaliate.

me:
lol. you are secretly in love with hz(:

shre:
no evidence. i fall asleep anywhere,at anytime. and i tend to do stupid stuff on a regular basis, as the stupid list suggests. plus i am an incorrigible subconscious flirt.

me:
incorrigible subconscious flirt with particular reference to ongang.

shre:
noooo incorrigible subconscious flirt with no particular reference to anyone.

me:
subconscious therefore the consious mind does not notice.

shre:       
cause there isnt anything to notice.

me:
no there isnt. for the conscious mind. why do you think there's a division b/w conscious &subconscious? it's cause it's what the conscious doesnt notice

shre:
so what? my hearts deepest desire is t flirt w/ everyone?

me:
nahh, it's to flirt with everyone, particularly ongang.

shre:
nooo.i literally flirt w/ EVERYONE. no particular sm1

me:
you dont even know that you flirt, so how wld YOU know who you flirt with?
you flirt EXTRA with ongang.

shre:
ack. no i dont. u want to believe that so ur mind is making u think that its true.

me:
unlike you, i am more conscious of my subconscious.
i am not in denial(:

shre:
...damn u/
u cant be conscious of ur subconscious
its called subconscious for a reason...

me:
no, but i'm aware of my thoughts.

shre:
...so am i...

me:
uh-huh. then why do you end up flirting not even knowing that you're flirting?

shre:
...for all u know, i know im flirting. mabbe i like flitring. and im pretending to be oblivious so as to not come across as a "brazen woman"
AHA!
WHOOT!

me:
but then i KNOW you DONT know you're flirting. fyi, i know you too well.
&you ALREADY come across as brazen so it makes no diff whether you're oblivious or not.
ALSO. the guys you flirt with dont know you're 'oblivious'
more or less only me &cp knows. so HAH

shre:
not like im SUCH a great flirt anyway. like they notice.

me:
wth do you think derrick, hoexian, hz, aloy, leo, ROY, flirt back?!

shre:
they do?
huh?
are they supposed to?

me:
further proof that you're in complete denial and am not thinking coherently.
thus proving that you ARE in love with ongang

shre:
huh?? i didnt even get what u said...
"wth do you think derrick, hoexian, hz, aloy, leo, ROY, flirt back?!"

WAZZ TT EVEN MEAN??

me:
why the hell

shre:
OMG THEY FLIRT BACK?!
!!!!!!!!

me:
...i wonder why ROY's been acting strangely the past few days *light bulb flash*
it definitely WASNT you. *rolls eyes*

shre:
..............................................................................................oh god.
so what? u say roy has a crush on me?
YEAH RIGHT

me:
nahh, roy has a new crush every other mth.
im just saying that you're a flirt magnet.
cause you flirt. particularly with ongang, since he's also the one who reciprocates the most.

is this convo over? im bored with the topic alrdy.

shre:
NO IT IS NOT!

IM BORED.

me:
nvm, i shall just pretend it's over.
conclusion: you're in love with ongang.

shre:
WHAT?!