Brawns says:
whd the 2 of u kep taking fotos of me anw...
am i seriously SO gorgeously funny(:
BRAINS says:
u're so hideous tt it's impossible not to stare
Brawns says:
so u take picturea
im PHOTOGENIC!
BRAINS says:
so i can stare and laugh. it also helps me poop when i feel constipated
tt's why my phone's w/ me whr ever i go
Brawns says:
...
BRAINS says:
the truth always hurts
but as BFFs, i feel it is my duty to inform you of the cruel reality of this world
Brawns says:
u make the world crueller than it already is
BRAINS says:
the cruel truth
Brawns says:
uh-huh
BRAINS says:
i told you the truth hurts. you didnt believe me. retribution

Sugar, We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy
Am I more than you bargained for yet?
I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that’s just who I am this week
Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost,
But you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, sleeping for the wrong team

[Chorus] x2
We’re going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we’re going down swinging
I’ll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

Is this more than you bargained for yet?
Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn’t it messed up how I’m just dying to be him?
I’m just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We’re always sleeping in, sleeping for the wrong team

[Chorus] x4

We’re going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We’re going down, down (down, down)
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

[Chorus]