6:15 PM
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Kellie's Personal Statement
yayayayyayayayayayayay!!! i can FINALLY use miie comp!!! YAY! exams are OVER! yay! ((: it was qyite ok, but i dun wanna relive it jus yet...
Kellie is an exceptionally bright girl. She is capable of attaining straight As, unfortunately, the cirriculum here in this mundane, piece-of-shit school is way below satisfactory level. In fact, this outstanding girl only attends this school to give it some reputation. Upon receiving such a brilliant student, the school simply paled in comparison of her abilities.
Now, moving on, Kellie is extremely thoughtful and kind. She harbours an incredibly generous intention of ruling this pathetic and undeserving world. Under her rule, this world will flourish beyong all expectations.
Also, with her worldly knowledge of Science, she will be able to revive the lost city of Atlantis. The kingdom shall be her palace, her sanctuary, and those who disturb the peace of her wonderful, wonderful world shall die a harrigible death.
She will have one faithful advisor, Shreya Padmanabha Bhat, to assist her majesty in creating life-altering policies that will greatly benefit mankind.
Thou who read thy monologue shalt be enlightened