9:54 PM
Friday, January 11, 2008
GIRLS ARE EVIL
How true is this statement? Very true, I'm afraid. Here is the proof:

First we state that girls need time and money:
GIRLS = TIME x MONEY
And as we all know, "time is money":
TIME = MONEY
Therefore:
GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY = (MONEY)²
And because "money is the root of all evil":
MONEY = √EVIL
Therefore:
GIRLS = (√EVIL)²
Thus we are forced to conclude that:
GIRLS = EVIL