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How to tell your boss that he's an idiot
Welcome to "HOW TO TELL YOUR BOSS THAT HE'S AN IDIOT"!!
(for part-timers and temporary staff of less than 2 months only)

Today, we're going to teach you how you can hint to your boss that he is pissing you off and that he can just stay in his office and eat shit.

1. Create a bogus e-mail address
There is REALLY, REALLY no point in giving him your real e-mail address, unless you want him to pester you with crazy errands via e-mail. Go ahead and create a fake one with a really stupid and lame name to mislead him. AND DON'T EVER TYPE MORE THAN 10 WORDS IN A SINGLE E-MAIL, be straightforward and come to the point, best thing is don't even type in anything, just a single short and sweet title to inform him about the thing you are sending.
Examples of lame addresses:
1. super_diaozzz
2. super_lameass
If your boss is a guy use this:
1. grow_some_ballz
2. have_some_ballz_larh
3. cover_your_mouth_when_ you_burp_can
If your boss is a woman:
1. your_makeup_is_1inch_thick
2. shave_your_armpit_hair_please
If your boss surname is kik:
1. iwantokiksomething
2. ifeellikekiking
3. kikyourlanjiao
or his name is wee lee
1. your_weelee_is_sibeh_small
2. kik_your_weelee
3. kik_weelee

2. TL your boss
This is a fantastic way to show your displeasure in his presence, like rolling your eyes and tightening your lips, placing your hands on your hips, drumming your fingers or looking the other way is a great way to show attitude. NEVER EVER, smile at him, or you are dead, he'll think you're starting to be friendly towards him and will pester you non-stop. When he's trying to crack a joke and starts to laugh, don't laugh, let him laugh first, he'll quieten down and then he'll know he's self-enu-ing and will LAOQUI until he wets himself. Lastly, when he gets rejected or lectured or TL-ed infront of you by another employee, DON'T smile or do anything that will ease his embarassment, just keep quiet and he'll continue to suffer in silence. (It's ok if you don't see any expressions, that's because he's probably screaming his lungs out inside)

3. Know the right time to go to his office
Don't enter the office unless it is absolutely necessary! (You can wait outside his office during pay day though) Entering his office is like shouting "GIMME MORE WORK MAN!" unless you want work because you feel bored or you need to hand him something, never go to his office. To know when your boss has no work to give you, just see the type of work he gives.
For example, when your boss has work for you, the date of the stuff is usually very recent, like 1 year or 6 months old, something like that. When he has no work for you, the stuff will usually be like 3 - 4 years old, stored in a lousy, mouldy file that is coming apart and the papers are all yellow, ahhhhhhh, that's when you should stay out of his office and surf net can already.

4. Act mute
Your boss will be dying to converse with you when he has no allies in the office, that's when you should play mute. Just don't say more than 10 words infront of him and you're safe, when he talks just do your work or reply with an "oh" or "orhhhh" or best, just nod your head, DON'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT because that is the basic of respect (so if you want to respect him a little just look at him for 1 second).

We hope our guidelines can help you wind your way through office life to find humour and laughter that is just a stone throw away (your boss la). Happy pissing your boss!